If you think malware bytes, you haven’t met Regretta! Should’a, Could’a, Would’a. If you let her play with your heart, Regretta will hack your emotions to bits. She’s a crypto-criminal, the one-up on your zero-sum game, and a master at probability. There’s nothing NFT about her. She’ll take your confidence and crypto, too. Buyer’s remorse? Regretta is close by showing up as your best friend when the impulse to buy compels you like a spell. Moments later, you feel guilt over a decision or purchase you thought was clever. She’ll instill fears you’ve never experienced and will expose your weaknesses to the world if you don’t take action against her. Privacy, shmivacy! Her world is dark and ominous. She makes you doubt your abilities even when you have what it takes. She’ll make you feel miserable, which is really how she feels, because deep down, misery loves company.